February 2012
When your mom is pissed and she starts yelling at... →
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Laughter is the best medicine
Once I put on my headphones, my life becomes a... →
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TSK: Dead eyes with a blank stare, and me with my...
Cranquis: So the nurse said you are feeling really angry at your parents?
30-something female Army veteran with multiple psych issues: YES THEY MAKE ME SO MAD THAT MY HEAD WANTS TO IMPLODE. I COULD SHOOT MY DAD IN THE BRAINPAN AND I WOULDN'T EVEN CARE.
Cranquis: Do you have any firearms available to you?
Patient: NO BUT I'M ARMY TRAINED, I COULD KILL MY MOM WITH A PENCIL THROUGH THE EYE SOCKET. I'M A DANGEROUS BITCH.
Cranquis: I think maybe you need to return to the psych hospital that you were in a couple weeks ago, don't you?
Patient: OH YEAH, I NEED A VACATION FROM THIS CRAP. PLEASE CALL THE COPS TO COME GET ME.
Cranquis: I'm on it!
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